Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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