All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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