PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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