his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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