The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
home. puking in laundry basket.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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