Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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