I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
She made me pour olive oil on her.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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