Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Randomize
