you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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