WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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