oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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