You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Randomize
