I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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