YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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