Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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