U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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