Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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