Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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