Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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