So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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