that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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