I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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