so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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