she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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