at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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