Got a toothbrush?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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