shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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