No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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