what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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