You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i think i have herpe
just one?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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