it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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