you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It's shark week go big or go home
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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