Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she peed on how many people?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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