forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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