Christians are straight up FREAKS
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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