Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
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