a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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