I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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