i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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