i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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