I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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