yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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