They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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