Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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