i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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