Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
It was confusing and full of hummus
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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