:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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