My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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