he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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