# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
My life is pants optional.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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