I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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