so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I pour the whiskey from now on
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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