Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
it's like heaven, but drunker
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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