can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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