we have officially lost it.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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