Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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